The Best Dating Advice

In these modern times, Belgians are beloved the world over for their chocolates, waffles and (to a lesser extent) doughnuts. But in 1771, while still under rule by Austria, they came up with something truly revolutionary: La Marche Des Canards.

Rumour has it that La Marche Des Canards was one of the weapons in Josephine de Beauharnais sexual “war chest”, used to seduce Napoleon Bonaparte in October of 1795. History tells us that six months later, he married her. Coincidence?

What was this weapon of seduction? It literally translates to English as “the march (or walk) of the ducks”. Derived from the way ducks will all waddle down to the pond in a single row and jump in the water, it describes the process of placing a line of petite kisses, starting at your lover’s forehead, down the bridge of their nose and “jumping” to their lips for the final smooch (big splash).

Historically, we lose track of it here, but “La Marche Des Canards” later resurfaces in the unlikeliest of places. After more than a century and a half, it shows up halfway across the world in the United States of America, just after the end of World War II. And, along with its transatlantic journey comes a new name: The Nose Dive.

While we only have anecdotal evidence to suggest that the name change came from returning U.S. Air Force pilots, “The Nose Dive”, does differ from its Belgian cousin in one important respect: The American “march” has been truncated and kisses only begin being placed on one’s lover’s nose mid-bridge.

If you have spent anytime at all associating with the human race, chances are you’ve been turned on to the idea of keeping yourself available to meeting your “soul mate”.

The elusive “yin” to one’s “yang”, countless numbers of romantic hopefuls talk gleefully of the day they will meet their “soul mate”. The truth is, they have probably already met any number of singles who could have become their soul mate.

Where the childhood fairy tales trip us up is in the expectation that our soul mate will show up on our doorstep one day, fully compatible with all our needs and desires.

As with many things in life, your soul mate will probably not look like anything like what you think your soul mate should look like when you meet him or her. It is, afterall, the deepening connections that happen through your shared experiences, trials and joys, as you build your life together that will ultimately transform you and that person in to each other’s soul mate.

The notion that soul mates are developed, through a deep shared connection, rather than being “ready-made” individuals you just haven’t met yet is contrary to the multiple media messages we get everyday about how easy and effortless love should be.

The bottom line is that relationships DO take work. If you start off with chemistry, mutual respect, a sincere desire to be together for the long-term and you are willing put in the effort to make the relationship work (this is where a lot people bail), you will find over time that you are with your soul mate.

Taking the responsibility of finding that person and not allowing yourself to chalk up your singlehood to fate, will increase your likelihood of meeting that special person who could become your soul mate.

A couple of weeks ago, we talked about the best ideas for approaching and engaging someone you don’t know.

However, the best techniques in the world won’t help you, if you are not able to go over and say “something”. This is where a lot of people, especially men get stuck. Not only can they find it physically stressful, but hate the thought of making themselves vulnerable. Usually, they wind up talking themselves out of it, coming up with all kinds of reasons why they might get shot down.

I have been guilty of this in the past too. One particular St. Patrick’s day, I happened to be in a pub just after they finished serving breakfast. I spied a pretty colleen with light in her eyes, a seductive smile and a brazen attitude. She was there with some friends, her father and one of his friends.

I managed to befriend the group, but my fears had kept me from saying anything to the girl. At one point I end up in another section of the bar with the father’s friend, an Irish octogenarian. I confided in him my situation. He took a breath and looked at me with a combination of pity and understanding and offered his advice: “A faint heart never won a fair maid”.

While it hardly seemed helpful at the time, it served to remind me over the years that I had to get out of my own head and have the courage to take some action, if I was going to successfully interact with the opposite sex (let alone go home them).

So here’s your three step action plan:

1) Turn off, blot out, or kill off those nagging voices in your head that tell you you can’t do it or it won’t work out. They’re not real anyways.

2) Have something to say, preferably bold and humorous. Rehearse it beforehand. Know what direction you want to take the conversation.
This will be an enormous help when your emotions kick up and try to drag you away.

3) Realize that nothing bad is going to happen. Relax and enjoy the moment. See where the conversation leads you. This is just another human being you’re talking to, with all same hopes and fears as the rest of us.

Thanks to everyone who took the time to fill out the brief Dating Survey. We got a generous amount of feedback that we will be using to tailor our future posts to your needs. If you haven’t had a chance yet to give us your input, there is a link in the right sidebar that will take you to the survey.

One of the biggest questions to come out of the survey was about meeting new people. In particular, how do you walk up to someone you don’t know and strike up a relationship?

Your Approach: Of course, how you choose to engage the hottie you’ve singled out will depend on where you both are. For example, how you act and what you would say will be different if you are approaching him/her in a club, pub, school library, house party, cafeteria, Frat party, or on the street. You want to think about what each situation demands in terms of your energy level, language, conversation topics and attire.

Time: Because they don’t know you, they’ll likely have their guard up, wondering what you want and how long you’ll be harassing them. Put the personal at ease by telling the right away that you need to get back to your friends (you must be normal, you have friends), but you wanted to come over and say hello first. Or some variant thereof. When your time is up(30 seconds to one minute), leave. You can always follow-up later.

Storytelling: You need something to say other than “Hi, you’re cute”. If you have trouble pulling stuff out the air to talk about, memorize something. Keep it simple, truthful, fun and entertaining. You want the other person to be intrigued. Then, when you come around again, they’re dying to talk to you.

Presence: Being “Present” doesn’t just mean showing up. It’s about actively being focused on what’s happening. When you’re Present, you can feel the energy between the two of you. If you get to that point and you are sincere in your desire to connect with this person (i.e. not just looking for sex), you can say or suggest anything and the other person would likely agree to it. It’s a very intense experience, kinda like looking into someone’s soul.

Context: As Einstein would say, “It’s all about relativity”. Not only do you need to be Present, you need to be congruent with the situation (if you are Present, you’re words and actions will follow). You want to blend in to the atmosphere that’s already there. If there’s a huge mismatch and you are out of sync with your surroundings you risk scaring off the very person you wanted to befriend.

Keep things fun and light. If you don’t end up making a “love connection”, assess what happened. Look at where things went well and think about how you can improve where they didn’t. Tweak your approach and try again.

Spring is traditionally a time for new beginnings. The last vestiges of winter are slowly melting away. That winter romance that kept you all fired up through the ice and snow has started to cool down. Or maybe, you endured the wind and cold solo. Either way, you are warming to the hunger pulling you in to the “summer dating” season. You can feel it in the air – temperatures are climbing and the darling buds of May are poised to blossom.

Last week I talked about “Your Plan”. Well, having a plan is great and all, but if you execute it using the wrong information, you’re not going to get the results you want; whether that’s a date with the charismatic cute boy in class, a hook-up with the sexy latina making eyes at you in the lunch line or charting a life-long relationship with your ideal partner.

I seriously want to make this your best summer ever. In order to do that, I’m gonna need your help. All information is not created equal. “The right information” as it applies to your best friend, may not be the information YOU need to succeed.

Give me five minutes of your time and help me understand the kind of information you are looking for at The Best Dating Advice. I’ve designed a brief survey where you can give us your input.

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